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Tenshi_the_Pyro
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Name: Lucas
Location: Carbondale, Illinois, United States
Interests: Extortion, boot-legging, and racketeering, kicking rich fools. Stealing from said rich fools.
Whoremongering, organized criminal behavior, syndication, Creating legal crime.
Expertise: none whatsoever.....I'm lucky if I can find my own god damned feet!
Occupation: Other
Industry: Other
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
9/15/2004
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| And now a gretuitous comment from me.
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section
called the Style Invitational". The requirements this particular
week were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and
Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. Remember, the
following winning entries were printed in the newspaper.
Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best
to be blown
enjoy.
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| Alright, it's decided.
the Godfather Revolution is coming. Let us go my children and set the
ticking time bombs of revelation, set the world ablaze in righous
smiting.
The organized crime-communist revolt is now. Let the psychodelic-honkey of your pathetic lives go and ye shall be heard.
We are Returned,
Spice Slicer
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| Alright, alright, I'll post on my damn site!
Happy now? No?! NO?!
Screw it, I've got nothing good to say,
just go out and get laid or something, eat a peach.
Dancing on your Grave,
Tenshi
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| I don't know why I even bother with this site, the only people who post
are Nico, that gay Jake kid, and a bunch of psycho anime junkies with
way too much time on their hands...go gat a job and leave me the hall
alone. Get of my freakin' lawn you lazy hippies!
Anywho, my girlfriend and me broke up just before thanksgiving.
Unfortunately (for me) I wasn't the one who did the dumping, and I'm a
little peeved, she didn't even give me a good reason for
it...well...screw it...I got 3 rebound girlfriends today by playing the
pity card.
A PIMP NAMED BARRY is back in action.
Alright, so you gruddled was something to do, I'll give you three
guesses as to the name of the guy in my background...you know you'll
never be able to get it, just give up, and go cry in a corner of your
sad pathetic little lives.
Welcome to the Jazzy Tango to the 2nd
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| Alright, haven't been on in a while, sorry about that.
Did you miss me?
Anywho, not much new, still trying to get a school paper up if anyones
interested, and having fun ripping phone wires out of walls, but
besides that my lifes in its typical rut of dullitude.
What about you folks, how the hell are ya?
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